Future Baldness Cures

What kind of person do you think will be president of the US 50 years from now?
I don’t mean who, I mean what do you think their policies would be, where would they be from, what was their line of work before then.
I think it will be a five time heavy weight WWF champion, porn star and exercise guru. His campaign will promise people free apple pie, no taxes, and a hand job for people who don’t break the law too often (even in the future there will be idiots who believe a campaign speech).
In fact I believe that human intelligence will go down substantially because we will waste all our science and research on curing baldness and increasing erection sizes.
An openly-atheist liberal Democrat.
My Severe Baldness Cured
